God Twerks in Mysterious Ways

Jizz Jazz & Artemis

Once upon a time, there was a golden horned unicorn. This unicorn lived in the land of Beauty and Magic where it never gets dark and gloomy. This unicorn was special because he had the power to make anything and everyone happy. One day, a little girl came to the land. Her name was Maria. Maria was a beautiful girl with long black hair of ringlets down her back. Maria was walking along a path when she came upon the unicorn. His beauty and charm amazed her. She was also amazed when she heard it talk. "Who are you?" he asked as Maria came closer. "My name is Maria. I came here to get away from my evil uncle. He is a wizard and he made my land dark and stormy." While Maria was telling her story, the evil wizard was coming up with a plan to destroy all the unicorns in the world. The wizard was a cold-hearted man who thought only for himself. "I'm the only living creature who can do magic and get away with it. Whose unicorns are going to pay." Back in the land of Beauty and Magic, the unicorn was passing along the news that Maria had explained to him. While she rode on his back, he told her his story. "My name is Justice. I'm the most magical unicorn in the land. The other unicorns follow me as there king and I protect this land." "My father was the king of my land until my uncle took over," Maria said with a tear in her eye. "You're the princess of this land then?" "Yes," said Maria. "My palace is just over the hill. My uncle locked my father in the dungeon."

 
 
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